“It’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could have an affair with Angelina Jolie. Although Jessica Alba and Charlize Theron would be OK too. Kate Beckinsale is also gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls”

shared 2 years ago on August/23/2012, with 105 notes.
reblogged from fckyeahtimmy,

We meet again, London.

shared 2 years ago on August/23/2012.

So I’ll be away for the next week or so.

Home’s calling me.
God help me.
shared 2 years ago on August/14/2012.

shared 2 years ago on August/11/2012, with 21 notes.
reblogged from panettiered,

@JD

I’ve been good, thank you. Well, as good as being in bed for days gets. I guess I came down with something, but a gathering at yours sounds good to me. I’ll be there.

shared 2 years ago on August/11/2012, with 1 note.

neryrocks94:

♪When everybody else refrained
My uncle Johnny did cocaine♪

shared 2 years ago on August/11/2012, with 6 notes.
reblogged from neryrocks94,

Apparently ‘Gina’ wants ‘Bruce’ to suck her toes.

elizgil:

shelby-carlin:

Go for it. Let off some steam.

If you hear shooting. Don’t call the cops.

Never.

shared 2 years ago on August/11/2012, with 17 notes.
reblogged from nurse-lucy, originally from shelby-carlin.

Apparently ‘Gina’ wants ‘Bruce’ to suck her toes.

elizgil:

shelby-carlin:

Feel free to aim it at apartment 23.

Alright. Do I shoot them both ?

Go for it. Let off some steam.

shared 2 years ago on August/11/2012, with 17 notes.
reblogged from nurse-lucy, originally from shelby-carlin.

Apparently ‘Gina’ wants ‘Bruce’ to suck her toes.

elizgil:

shelby-carlin:

Does anyone own a gun or a decent pair of earplugs? My neighbours may just be the worst in history.

I have a gun

Feel free to aim it at apartment 23.

shared 2 years ago on August/11/2012, with 17 notes.
reblogged from nurse-lucy, originally from shelby-carlin.

shared 2 years ago on August/11/2012, with 36 notes.
reblogged from taylorswiftnews,